<br /> Do you have any idea how many shrunken men I ate last night? If so remind me because I had enjoyed a bottle of wine beforehand and I don't even remember for certain. Five? Six maybe? All I know for certain is that they were absolutely delicious. I had them leap into my mouth and I swallowed them after a nice long swish in my mouth to savor them. Ugh, but today I'm paying the price. In fact I'm feeling like it's about time for me to let the little fellas go, if you get what I'm saying. Oh my, in fact my tummy is really rumbling something awful. I think I better get to the bathroom. What's that? You want to see what's become of them? You want to watch me relive myself? That could be fun. Okay, I'll do it right here on the floor in front of you. I'll just capture some new tiny slaves clean up the mess afterward. Oh boy did hear that? It's time...I can't hold it any longer...time for some relief! This is going to be hot and messy.
