Who cares if the rent gets paid on time? Its just rent, right? I never imagined what my roommates would do to me for letting it get behind, though. Its so humiliating, but they pinned me down under they big, fat asses and farted all over me! Worst of all, its all on tape! I can barely breathe, and their farts are so massive! I scream for mercy as they crush and smother me beneath their massive butts and make me swallow their farts. Oh, Ill never get behind again... or else Im scared Ill get their behinds again!
