Casting Lesson, Part 345. Lets say youre a casting director for porn jobs. Whether those jobs actually exist or not doesnt matter for this tutorial. And lets say youre not into shitty tattoos on girls that look like they were drawn by an eighth grader. Now, when a interested lady sends you a selfie or two - and she will because girls take them all damn day long - , make sure you can see both her arms clearly. Better yet: talk to her on the phone first. Get a feel for her mental status. Otherwise you may end up with a half-sleeved, half witted, late stage wannabe rebel like Tatumn here. Since tattoos are now basically mandatory standard with girls these days, she may wonder why YOU dont look like a lifer at San Quentin. Do not say its because you dont put a bumper sticker on a Bentley. Perpetually unemployed High School dropouts who think back alley tats are art dont know what that means. Do not argue, justify, or attribute quotes to Kim Kardashian in hopes of bonding with the female mind. Just move on, fuck the shit out of the chick, and know she will never call to follow up on your job promise because airheads like Tatumn arent good at follow up... or anything else that requires organized thought.
