Im a super-evil supervillainess and you, well. Youre some wannabe Batman fuck whos been trying to save the world from my charms for years. For your latest trick, youve found your way into my lair by posing as one of my many minions. You think I dont know, but unfortunately for you, Im a lot smarter, and Im going to make you an offer you cant refuse without blowing your cover. Worship my boots, and youll get a promotion, something which every good minion desires!However, you just cant resist my superpowers: All men who gaze upon me for too long, cant resist doing whatever I tell them to. I have another superpower too, but thats a secret for now, and youre not quite aware of how fucked you are until its too late. Soon enough, youll be staring up at my latex curves, kissing my boots like theres no future. Maybe for you there isnt. Well, not one that doesnt involve being enslaved by me forever. Too bad.
