Hey sweetie…oh! Wow. Sorry hun, I didn’t realize you were…jerking off. Oh sweetie, your penis is so small. I didn’t realize. It’s okay you don’t have to be embarrassed…but..wow that is pretty embarrassing. And funny, I can’t help but laugh. And what are you watching? Big booties? Stop. That’s a joke right? Your penis is way too small for those big butts. Look at my booty, it’s even bigger than those. Look how tiny your penis is compared!