Starring Cadence Lux (twitter @thecadencelux) -- I figured Id do something nice for my little sister so I brought her to Baltimore for the Moonrise Festival with all that electronic dance music bullshit she likes. I got her a hotel, drove her out, bought her tickets and all. Im just trying to be a good brother and spend time with her. So I come back to the hotel and she is dressed like a goddamned slut, with crazy whore makeup and all. She says this is how all the girls dress at music festivals . Whatever, if all the girls are gonna be sluts, my little sister sure the hell isnt. I told her she better take that bullshit slut outfit off and put on something decent, and like the typical ungrateful teenage fucking brat she is, she starts giving me a hard time. I had to threaten calling Mom and Dad, then I had to give her dumb ass til the count of 5. SO yeah she took it off. She always listens to her wiser, older big bro. Uh... my sister has a bush. ,