Your productivity level would be higher if you werent so busy staring at me all day. Im your boss, you know I could fire you in a second! but Im feeling merciful. So instead of firing you, Youll be giving me a cut of your paycheck. Im your BOSS, Im vindictive and from now on I own you. Sure I sometimes wear these tight, shiny low cut dresses to distract you, and you fall for it everytime.