I’m so glad you’re here, Fred! I can’t find my glasses or my missing sock! Will you help me look? Say…why are you getting a boner? Is looking up my skirt turning you on, or is the glimpse of my bare foot? Either way, I’m glad. I’ve been wanting to seduce you away from Daphne for years. Give in and masturbate with me. It’s not cheating if we don’t touch…right?