Uh oh! It looks like I’ll have to pin you under my feet again. You didn’t show up for your towel boy duties today. I can’t believe that you actually stood me up for my gym workout just because I lifted more weight than you. So now, I have you cornered at school where everyone can watch me humiliate and emasculate you even more. I’m going to make sure everyone sees me pinning you with my little feet. And look – here comes your step-mom, Mrs. Jenkins. I guess I’ll just have to explain to her why I’m bullying you. Wait. Are you … crying?! Oops. I didn’t mean to hurt you. Oh, but you’re not hurt. You’re embarrassed!!! Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll let you up in just a minute so your step-mommy can take care of you. You have to say a few key things first and then worship my feet. Then I’ll let you go. Oh, and you better be waiting for me in the weight room with my towel and water bottle on Monday!
