It s so funny how many men think they can confide any old thing to me, and my lips are sealed, to the point that is. This is where you enter, eager politician, who I ve spent hours talking about your dirty habits, well dirty considering you are with the political party of morality. It s always funny to me how those who preach the loudest have the most dirt on them, and this includes you! So, unless you want me to tell everyone, including all those who work at your place of business, what you re really into, you have to pay up! ,