When I get home from a long day, the one thing I absolutely cannot stand is coming home to a dirty house. As soon as I walked in, Im irritated by the fact that Martin is relaxed on the couch, feet up on the table and watching TV. Im exhausted, Im hungry, and now Im angry because Ive gotta clean and since he was no help, I gotta do it myself. I start vacuuming the living room while hes got the TV on but at this point I dont give a shit – I honestly hope Im annoying him. Purposely vacuuming under his feet and in front of the TV and next thing you know Im snatched up and tied on the couch. In his effort to shut me up and teach me a lesson for acting like a little bitch, he puts me in a tight hogtie and stuffs my mouth to capacity with wrap around my head and pulls me over to his lap while he enjoys the rest of the show. Guess I needed to be put in my place. *Asiana Starr personal favorite!
