Since this loser is my full time foot cucky now, his dumbass needs some laws that hell be living by from now on–lord knows hell fuck everything up if theres no proper guidelines, so I lay down what the new humiliating rules are and make him memorize them and read them back to me (I am writing them down while he licks my kitchen tile). When he repeats one correctly, he is allowed the honor of kissing my pedicured toenails. But if he messes one up, he is punished …
