In my job, you have to be ready for anything. I once had to stop an express train to catch a debtor. And this time, I had to run after this long-legged hottie. But, you know, I don't mind it at all. Because when you run behind her, you can see the most beautiful parts of her body. But that's just lyrics. The harsh truth of life is that even the best debt collectors screw up one day. And every man hath a fool in his sleeve, as they say…
