“One pair to rule them all… One pair to blind them… One pair to goon them all… And in the darkness edge them.” This is your hottest fantasy. A gooning spell woven in cleavage and control. You’ll drool. You’ll edge. You’ll chant the words. You’ll forget you ever had free will. By the time I’m done with you, you’ll be turned into my mindless gooner, my stroking edger, my pumping puppet. Stroke. Obey. Goon. Repeat. You know the rules.
